The Empire of New Alexia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Panja with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.153 billion New Alexians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zorrinth. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish New Alexian economy, worth 77.2 trillion kiroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 24,479 kiroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The New Alexian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and homophobia is off the menu. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Alexia's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Alexia is ranked 122,897^th in the world and 6,225^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 923.65 on the Gilded Widget Scale.